I found myself skipping through The Life List more than actually watching it, which says a lot. The dialogues were painfully bland, and the entire movie felt predictable from start to finish. But my biggest issue? The protagonist.
She was insufferably self-absorbed. I’ve seen other reviews mention it, but in this movie, it’s glaringly obvious. A prime example? When she reunites with her boyfriend after her trip. He’s being vulnerable, expressing how much he missed her, and instead of acknowledging his emotions, she immediately redirects the conversation: “Oh, but you didn’t ask about my dad!” Excuse me? The man has been waiting for you, missing you, and you’re mad because he didn’t prioritize your narrative over his own feelings?
Then there’s the dinner scene. She invites him into her world, but instead of easing him in, she expects him to adapt instantly, giving zero regard to his comfort. When he points out that her friends’ conversations feel all over the place, she takes offense. Since when is having a specific taste in discussions a crime? It’s not like he was being rude, just observant. But no, in her world, if you don’t instantly vibe with her people and her way of life, you’re just wrong.
Another thing that made no sense—the romance. The guy she ends up with? Sure, they had a solid friendship, but that’s exactly what it felt like—friendship. There was no genuine buildup to a romantic connection. And let’s not ignore the fact that both of them literally cheated. He broke up with his girlfriend, she broke up with her boyfriend, and within hours, they were sleeping together just because they were drunk. The next morning, she tries to call it a mistake, and instead of taking responsibility, she blames him for not telling her they had broken up earlier. Really? Classic avoidance. She loves shifting blame—on her dad, on her biological father, on anyone but herself.
Even the mom’s videos rubbed me the wrong way. I get that the protagonist needed guidance, but she wasn’t the only child. There were two other siblings who lost their mother too, but apparently, they didn’t need emotional support? The most telling moment was when her brother’s wife, Catherine, tells her that he’s having a hard time. The protagonist cluelessly asks, “Oh, why? Some work stress?” and Catherine, rightfully unimpressed, goes, “No, because his mom also died.” Like, girl, you’re not the only one grieving!
Overall, The Life List was just frustrating. The protagonist was entitled, the romance was forced, and the dialogue? Forgettable.
The only thing worth mentioning about The Life List is… actually, I don’t even know. It had potential, but the entire movie felt dead—like something was missing. Maybe it was the acting, maybe it was the predictability of the story, or maybe both, but it just didn’t land.
There was no real energy, no humor, no charm—just a forced narrative dragging itself to the finish line.