This is the most God-awful movie I've ever paid to see. This honored position was previously held by The New Guy.
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I feel like it's necessary to provide additional information.
The comedy in this movie is neither sophisticated nor sophomoric enough to appeal to either common demographic. If poop jokes had poop jokes, this movie would be their poop joke. Nothing funny to most people, here. The costuming was on point, though.
(Like that compliment sandwich?)