Daniel Marshall

Well we’ll well As we sit here watching this splendid piece of fiction I can’t help but wonder if inspector clouseau would have been better pick for the Interpol police officer. The Hugh Jackman lookalike ought to find a side hustle to pay the bills. The safe cracker could be a dead ringer for anyone other than a safe cracker. My dog died while watching this as an homage. This is such an improbable movie that I have decided to invest all my saving in the California lottery. Given the rotten tomatoes rating I must have a reasonable chance at winning at least a few million dollars. If you are deciding to watch this movie I would have a backup plan. Poison rose was better and that movie was at the bottom of the list. Peace friends.

I don’t know why I keep watching but I do. Almost like, “ what else could this thing offer?” I am waiting for entertainment

I had a choice of watching Arnold act in this movie or go bowling with a few hobbits from my old village. I didn’t really get along with my hobbit friends so I decided to invest in Aftermath. The Aftermath of this movie was grave. I didn’t understand my choice from the beginning. The movie Aftermath didn’t just take 90 minutes of my life but part of my soul. The good part. It blackened the sky above me and turned the ground beneath me into sludge; a dark brown that oozes into the the heels of your feet and out the pores of every part of your body. If you are considering this movie, I beg you to turn back and consider the time would be better spent with your hobbit friends.

Ok so after watching this movie I am going to spend the rest of my life working on increasing the number of stars to 1000000 so that I can give it the appropriate rating of 1. You may think it would be a waste of time, but if I can stop one person from watching this movie, then my life would be complete. Nothing can compare to the solace that I would feel from putting this movie into cinematic hell burning forever in the fires. Shame of you Morgan Freeman. John, if you were paid for rubbish than you should be paid one billion dollars for this codswallop.