Sam Wilson

Waste of $60. Highway robbery. Theft. Throw your money out the window or find your nearest g string to deposit it in for more satisfaction. Save yourself the headache. Buy an encyclopedia and try to pronounce all the words, I guarantee it will be more fun and reward than this “game.” If that doesn’t do the trick knock yourself out with it because again, it will be more fun than this game. The game was designed by a systems engineer dropout who never played the end product or they got so far into the design the couldn’t turn back. You should sue this guy for damages for the stain this person and their team left on your company name for this release. It feels similar to driving a boat, in quicksand. You hope to turn, the bike may turn a little, but you’re still flying forward. If you get out of rhythm in any section, kiss 8-10 spots goodbye. If you’re towards the back, have fun racing yourself the remainder of the time. Braking I guess helps, but half the time in the turns if you brake too hard you’ll turn completely around, as in headed the wrong way. You knuckle just about every jump. The physics are elementary. It’ll appear you’re being bucked forward from whoops or jumps off the bike, but magically it corrects and you stay on. Same scenario later at a lower speed and you get tossed off the bike. Suspension saves lives. Not to mention you then suffer a serious injury after every single race. Why are we being taxed on gameplay when it’s impossible to win? The designer of the game i guess gets off on theoretically currency being paid back for no reason. A toddler can understand a few assisting mechanisms would be useful in just general game play. A brake indication of any sort would be useful, even with there only being what looks to be about 5 tracks I’m not trying to race prep and memorize turns. Sure there’s a map in the bottom left that gives you direction of the course as you ride, but a banked corners versus a jump onto a ledge turn isn’t distinguishable. You end up sending yourself into the stands on a few tracks if you haven’t restarted the race about 15 times out of frustration. I finished dead last every race and unlocked the next career mode season. You’ll spend most of your time at the back of the pack, racing your shadows. My thought is monster is giving out participation trophies because they realize it is impossible. Buyer beware, this game is trash