I have spent many, many years watching bad movies. Bad movies have heart- a style, class even. Bad movies are the product of a group of people with limited resources trying to create and learn from that act of creation.
This movie is an insult to movies.
This movie is pain.
This movie, which admittedly I had avoided for 20 years, is a blight on the face of the earth.
I laughed twice. No excuse.
If I met this movie in the street I would knee it in the testicles and walk away without taking stock of the pain I had caused because this movie- this TRASH is an affront to all I know and love.
Rachel McAdams and Anna Faris are the exception- they have done no wrong and performed to the letter of their work.
I just.