Queen Minnie

An opinion is like an anus, everyone has one. I have sat here and read through half of these reviews, and my god, my brain cells are screaming for intelligence. This movie is laughable, so laughable my laughs have turned into wheezing. I feel as though the ones who have rated this god awful movie more than one star, has somehow become brainwashed. That my brainwashed fellows is even more, laughable. I understand the whole corrupt government plot, but what I don't get is how the other two plots correlate. His hatred for his (dumpster found, probably broken) laptops is also hilarious, but I do feel bad for the laptops. I found that watching the suicide scene, was moving as in moving me from my bed to the floor with how much I laughed.The acting was a solid 0/10, if only I could have rated this movie a 0 as well. For the fellow who deemed it necessary to call out IQ's as if having a higher one is equivalent to opinions on a movie, he maybe the one lacking said IQ. Neel is no "God', he is a mere mortal just like the rest of us, putting him on a pedestal is in fact equivalent to putting a rock on said pedestal and calling it a 'God'. I have spoken. Simpletons.

The movie sucked, really it did. It was like watching my brothers try an act and fail horribly. I don't know if the other reviews are real or not, but if so, did we watch the same movie? I felt as if my brain cells were fading, so much so, I had to pause the movie at least ten times just to try and make sense of this mess. I watched it because I was bored and wanted to try something different, now I regret watching it, because I just lost an hour worth of life, I can't get back. WORST MISTAKE EVER TO HAVE BEEN MADE.