Bridget Rushing

So when I was younger I was best buddies with my sister, but now we are not. My parents were going on a voyage but a terrible storm ripped through their ship and they were killed. My sister didn’t even attend the funeral. I was in a really bad place, and I got addicted to crack, heroin, krokodil, magic mushrooms, and PILLS. I felt so ashamed and sick. I also caught cancer from my cat and I was about to die. My sister showed up to the hospital to pull my plug on the life support machine because I was basically a hollow skin bag full of drugs. Right before she pulled the plug, the TV in my room magically turned on. There was a movie on and it caught my sisters eye. We were transfixed. And yup - you guessed it. That movie was fateful findings. It was a work of art, truly a cinematic masterpiece. It transported me to other dimensions (much like how Neil transported into the trailer). It brought color to my otherwise dull and sickly life. I immediately started floating. And I think I was temporarily brought up to the heavens, especially during the spinach scene. This movie saved my life and it cured world hunger and brought peace to this Earth. 10/10 would recommend.