In 1993, Steven Spielberg gave the world Jurassic Park. Cinema goers, myself included, watched with wonder. The first time in cinema history, we got to see realistic looking dinosaurs. The T-Rex scene was a masterclass in tension. I remember cowering in my seat, and after the movie, I felt exhilarated. Everyone everywhere was talking about it.
29 years and 5 sequels later, I watched with wonder... at how anyone could have messed up a franchise so badly.
The challenge with franchise movies like this is how to keep them fresh. I get that audiences expect to see dinosaurs going around chasing people. Special effects have become more sophisticated, and everything is busier, and noisier in modern blockbuster movies. But this is just one of the problems here.
Look at all the best monster movies. Jaws, The Original Jurassic Park, Them, The Thing 1982, The Fly. They all have one thing in common. Plausability. The movies are so well crafted, they are able to take you out of reality and put you in a different world, where you can believe what's happening on the screen. You're just engaged with what you're seeing on the screen. You have actors who are able to convince the audience using great performances and well written dialogue. Limitations in special effects are no problem, because a great director and effects artist will still be able to convince audiences by use of well chosen shots, lighting etc..
BUT THIS....Even the dinosaurs looked bored. I was looking forward to seeing the original cast of Jurassic Park reunited. Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern frankly, look embarrased. Performances were Michael Caine in Jaws The Revenge bad. Really.. THAT bad.
So instead of seeing a movie about Dinosaurs, all I saw was one giant Turkey.
There is one positive, it makes Jurassic Park 3 look like a masterpiece.