Animal Crossing the Movie is a very entertaining, densely layered, just-short-of-fabulous melodrama. An enthralling morality tale in which the mortality rate escalates in tandem with the tensions generated by its riveting narrative. The film elapses in a strange way, with the first 60% of the film feeling like an extended introduction with lots of exposition, leaving the last 40% as its conclusion. This crime thriller is a profane, blood-drenched joy to watch. It's very violent, but very, very good. The dialogue crackles wittily and obscenely, and the set-pieces are superbly staged.The shocking violence is well-placed. The action scenes are always comprehensible -- no jump cut cheats here -- and the suspense will make you fidget in your seat. If you like Animal Crossing, or if you just like thrillers, you'll have a good time.
Note, this review is a joke