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i am professional scientist and i am not blown away. i have dedicated my life to creating and developing car soccer and it has been RIDUCLED RIDICIOUSLY by this game and it has caused to transition to my new life of being a stripper. it has gone terrible. my dad bod has turned into a chad bod and I have to urge to roofie some girls drink at a frat party. @ all other chads, how do you fight the urge? it consumes me. all I eat everyday are tostinos pizza rolls and roll blunts. #420. the c in chad stands for self-Conscious, h stands for possibly Homosexual, the a stands for apple, and the D stands for Dancing queen. i am considering leaving the country and starting my new life as a starfish. good bye world. it has been chad.

salutations sad internet people. i loved this game so much. it truly helped dive deep into what it was like to be human (I am a bear, however, at times, I show giraffe like qualities. as in, my neck suddenly expands to the size of 3 squiggly pool noodles that a fat kid had sit on and ruined for ever. i believe it is neck scoilisos (help I also have dsylexia)). through this game, I truly uncovered the meaning of life which is to ride on a tiny hoverboards and drown all the peasants. i have since drowned my entire family and I am now 84 and alone. do bears live that long? that may be my giraffe talking. anyways, that is all the time I have. it has taken my 500 years to learn to type on a computer.

hello friends, parents, politicians, but not doctors. i am writing to u to express my love for moshi monsters. i especially loved all the killing and violence this game held. it really turned me into the criminal I am today. without this game, I might be living a wholesome life with a wife and kids but NOOOOO that sounds awful. i have become too obsessed to moshi monsters that it had taken over my life. i have the uncontrollable urge to throw ham at strangers that I have spent my life savings on ham and other ham based products. please sponsor me ham. anyways, I really miss this game. i don't know how I will live without it. ttyl xox - ur friendly hiding in ur bushes fugitive