Big Thuggin

Reasons why this is the best book on earth. 1st. The dude who made this was very smart. 2nd. The word Jorge Washington made me cry. 3rd. Rich people use this book for business because it makes them rich. 4th. He actually led the armies against the confederates during the Mexican American war. 5th. He once said he wanted to remake the Roman Empire. 6th. He created Fascism, Communism, capitalism, and socialism 7th. Best name ever.