after my dad went to get the milk i fell into a deep depression and started gutter stomping dogs my mum then frequently called me a disappointment and even made me a new nickname, Retard. I was arrested for jay walking on my ninth birthday and sent to a detention center serving nine years when i was released i was traumatized from the anal rape and poor conditions however i then found bin weevils and i suddenly felt an erection and i haven't left my computer since.