Sam Reeve

Rotten Tomatoes can wallow in their 10 dollar word reviews, this action flick clearly isn't looking for high class reviews. It's a 2 hour wall to wall action romp, leave your brain at the door and enjoy the excellent choreography and characters in this blend of Guy Ritchie and John Wick.

Relentlessly hilarious, it's great to explore these characters more

Fantastic, Eggers continues to hone his craft in this gorey Viking revenge piece with spiritual weirdness liberally mixed in.

Fashionable to rate lowly, this is a fantastically enjoyable sci-fi classic, especially if you are familiar with the source, a fan of the director, or someone who knows they're going to enjoy this kind of thing for a given reason anyway. The set and character design is fantastic, the matte paintings and scale model work is great. Marvel fans needn't bother and can direct themselves to She-Hulk.

How could you rate this low? Get a life.

Poor reviews by boring experience-lacking journalists make this masterpiece even better. Watch it and make your own mind up.

Phenomenal, I've watched this time and time again and I'm yet to be bored of it. Fantasticly Lovecraftian, this portrayal of palegic madness is brilliantly bought across by Pattinson and Defoe.

If you watch films for more than a jump scare you'll probably enjoy this.