(Based on the play script) Things that I dreaded about this play script:
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
1. In the alternate reality where Voldemort ruled, Snape was alive? Like what? How??? Snape would've still been killed by Voldemort. Voldemort thought that he was the master of the Elder Wand. So Voldemort killed Snape to retrieve it to kill Harry. Somebody didn't think this through.
2. Bellatrix and Voldemort. Bellamort. I-THIS ISN'T RIGHT. FIRST OF ALL, Voldemort, only wanting POWER fell in LOVE? Excuse me? Voldemort never got the concept about love. He didn't know love. And THEN, the two had a CHILD. A KID. Tell me how Delphi isn't a snake? Like Delphi would've been another breed.
3. Totally changing Draco Malfoy's character. No, no. Please don't come after me. I think that Draco was suppose to be a BAD GUY. He isn't suppose to be friends with Harry! This has nothing to do with him but how in the world is he paying rent for that manor? He's only a ministry worker! SMH.
4. Scorpius falling in love with Rose. THIS SHIP ISN'T RIGHT. Rose was so mean to Scorpius the first time they met. "hE's tHe sOn oF yOu-KnOw-wHo! OmG! DoN't gO nEaR hIm!" I literally hate that girl. They have to make her so involved in the story too! I HATE IT! GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN DON'T MATCH UP TOGETHER!
5. Harry being a horrible father. After years and years of abuse you still put it out on other people? What kind of father are you telling your son that you wish he wasn't yours? Well heck. That's sure a great way to say "I love you" to your son who is SUFFERING. Tell me Harry. DO YOU THINK THAT SAYING I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY SON TO YOUR POOR CHILD WILL MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER?!
6. Ron's dramatic character change. C'mon. An owner of a joke shop? Weasley's Wizard Wheezes deserve to be shut down! (R.I.P. Fred.) Since the original owners aren't there anymore, the place needs to be shut down. It ain't the same. They make him as a careless jokester who knows nothing! That isn't the Ron we used to know!
7. Not including other MAJOR characters. Luna, Neville, George, Bill! I can go on forever! Like at least put George in station 9 3/4 with his wife saying bye to his kids! Like that would've been more introducing!
8. Basing the book on Time-Turners. What? Weren't they destroyed in the 5th book? Legend says it that the ministry still has 1,000 hidden Time-Turners in Hermione's bookshelf. And Malfoy having a secret Time-Turner as well? That was NEVER introduced in the original seven.
9. Astoria? A Slytherin? No. I swear. That girl is a HUFFLEPUFF. A BIG ONE! Her traits show as muggle-loving and kind-hearted. She matches no traits for Slytherin!
10. Too short! How in Merlin's Name can you write all these details in like 200 pages? The details were sloppy and unexplained. I guess having multiple authors makes the book HORRIBLE. J.K should've wrote it herself. I SUPPORT YOU GIRL!
11. IF SCORPIUS IS VOLDEMORTS SON WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HIS FATHER? HE WOULD'VE LOOKED LIKE VOLDEMORT!
You might be wondering what I like about this. I like EVERYTHING else like Scorpius's humor and fun unlike his father, Albus being a Slytherin, Delphi being a villain in the end, Snape saying "Tell Albus Severus, I am glad he has my name" Yes, Snape. WE SUPPORT YOU!
"Mischief Managed"