I have never in my entire life seen a worse horror film...and I've watched Freddy Vs. Jason, One Missed Call, The Grudge II, and that Christina Ricci werewolf movie, multiple times, on purpose. Insidious is so bad that I immediately rewatched a couple episodes of Amazon Prime's Hunters in order to move past it. All right? Process that: I literally had to spend time with Nazis, and at least two references to Jack "I Ruin Women's Lives" Kennedy, in order to exorcise this film from my life. I feel personally insulted by James Wan and Leigh Wannell, and frankly, I want an apology.