Brady C

Amazing experience. I wouldn't even call this a movie, but rather, a turning point for my life entirely. Jared Leto passionately kissing Tom Holland on the lips was a jaw dropping moment that will remain unrivaled for years to come. The trans allegory behind the entire story was powerful and real. The pre credit dedication to George Floyd will undoubtedly be felt from sea to shining sea. And don't get me started on the post credits scene... Hint! It involves some more much needed race changing of ginger characters :)!

Corporate garbage. Inundated with advertisements, constant Warner Brothers IP references, and mostly comprised of Lebron "King" James aggrandizing that is so eye rollingly obnoxious and repetitive that I had to turn the movie off before the half way mark. No subtlety at all with any of it. Lebron even makes an overly focused upon Nike logo shape hole at one point. This is entirely a movie for share holders only.