gabe itches

story time about how bin weevils stopped me from getting hit by a bus. once i was 106 years old ( ah the young days), after a yummy meal of baseball bats and buttons, i went to walk my lizard, named cactus, this is when i saw the most beautiful wall EVER. i feel in love immediately. but when i asked the wall for its number.... IT GAVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT....this event sparked the lowest point in my life. i then was looking for love in every thing i saw, so as i was out walking my cactus named lizard, i saw a moderate looking bus i needed a hug, so i thought the best thing so give me a nice warm hug was that bus. then a lonely laptop caught my eye i started to type what felt right... BINWEEVLES... to this day i have not left this computer.