Marcelino Dijamco

I've seen pornos with a less predictable plot lines than this movie. This movie should stand as a prime example of how a star studded cast, slick cinematography, and marketing dollars up the wazoo cannot save a movie from a lame, cliched, predictable script. There's no character development, it's rife with cheesy one liners and pointless characters that may as well be all made of wood. This movie is perhaps ideal for a middle school kid in their tweens because it certainly isn't written to be believable for any rational adult. I feel sorry for the cinematography crew here who obviously did everything they could to save this film from one of the lamest scripts ever written.