Remember-whens and on-the-nose self-insertions. Hollywood at this point is so creatively bankrupt, and yes, Smith counts as Hollywood these days. Solid acting kneecapped by mediocre writing. Randal & Dante makes a movie. Jay & Silent Bob makes a movie. Zack and Miri makes a movie. It's Just Kevin Smith that couldn't be bothered.
Clerks 3:
Remember when I made cool movies
Remember my heart attack
The End.