Matthew The Artist

Pinocchio's nose gets limp when he's sad. He also caused the Oklahoma City Bombing

Brian Smith hit the woah to hard on the ice and fell through, the only way he survived was because he held his breath for 15 seconds. Then his large marge of a mother flies in from the clouds with a long streak of elbow grease and swoops Brian from the ice. The only part of his body that was frozen solid was his left pink toe. He somehow survives this attack from Poseidon and he lives on to tell the story, and makes a bad movie that is produced by Stephen Curry.