Johnny Bensonitis

So far I'm not impressed. Honestly, I can't even remember playing the game at all. Since I'm able to post a review it clearly means I did, because it wouldn't be possible to do so, otherwise. So here I am, doing my duty as a consumer, as an American......As a gamer. This game is a mystery to me. I'm still processing the story and gameplay mechanics as of now, because I just found it all so difficult to grasp. Until I'm able to reconcile with this hole in my brain where my memory of playing it should be I will assume this is simply the experience intended by the developers. I truly am a changed man! My score is a solid 5 on 5 and I shall return to update unless I've become afflicted with a condition that accelerates me into a vegetable.