MC Clap Your Hands

Yeah he just wanted to bone. Your hibernation pod fails and you wake up some Useless!Chicken instead of one of the other engineers on the ship? Yeah ok. Just the fact that he didn't pick some interesting fathings matronly woman or some dude bro just proves this guy was an entitled douche.

"I can hear the pain in your voice." I can *smell* the cliche in your movie.

Man... *I* wish I had a convenient white boyfriend I could ignore until he was plot relevant. That's what happens when your braid game on point though.

Look I've got no problem with the dubious science behind the Hot Tub Time Machine but if you go back in time and decide to play a Black Eyed Peas song? Why that song? Could people who just went nuts at 5 year old song 'Jessie's Girl' actually *enjoy* 'Let's Get It Started'? Or as a generic, non-sensical band who makes hit, nonsense songs are the Black Eyed Peas actually *timeless*? I'm scared you guys.

In this movie Angelina Jolie don't look like she can pick up a loaf of bread, let alone the guns she uses.

What a boring bland movie. (I'd say spoilers but that would give this heap pile credit for being a movie worthy of not being spoiled and its not.) The only thing that'd make it interesting is an explanation of what the hell kind of stupid you'd have to be to believe the best thing to do after finding out you have a stunted immune system from being isolated and a life filled with a lack of exposure to other people is to head to New York and run through the streets of one of the most crowded cities on the planet like a ding dong.