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Dr Phil gave me a new home. My parents were killed by ninjas when I was still a sperm. I was then raised by wolves from age 0-10. One day when my pack got in a fight with the Chinese military and got wiped out, I was the only one left. I was held in a Chinese prison from 10-15 I was tortured. Then “he” came. I heard the alarm which means the Chinese military was under attack. I couldn’t see nothing just dead Chinese soldiers dropping left and right, that’s when I saw him DR PHIL. He swam the Pacific Ocean once he heard about the attack on my pack and single handedly took down strong trained soldiers. He freed me from my cage and we made out. But I couldn’t stay with him cause he had to go slay some dragons but before that he found me a nice beautiful home. I <3 dr Phil