Can I give it zero stars. Because the book is dumb. I gave it a try after I saw a youtube video about it. I expected it to be bad but Oh God!!! I never expected it to so horrible. I don't think that the book is intended to be a parody of novels written by novices, in fact it seems to be a sincere effort by the author. He may improve over time. I'm sure of that. I hope that his future works will be atleast mildly enjoyable.