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So I'm gonna start off this by saying; I love the Hitman games. I was introduced to them by watching Jacksepticeye play Hitman: Absolution and when Hitman 2016 came out, I got it and really enjoyed it. Ever since then, I've played the whole World of Assassination trilogy and loved it. When Hitman 3 was announced, I was so excited, but, when I did play it...I was kinda disappointed. Hitman 3 had not as much to even do in each levels. Each level had literally 2 or 3 opportunities compared to the 5 to 7 mission stories the past games had. Speaking of which, the past games....are a pain to get to. I've played each Hitman game in the trilogy but with Hitman 2, I played it on PS4 instead of the XBOX One which I played Hitman 2016 on. But, when I heard "You can import your progress from Hitman 2 to Hitman 3!" I was ecstatic, only to realize "You can't import it over different console families." and this would be fine but from the look of the new upcoming Elusive target, I'm going to need to buy the Hitman 2 levels if I want to do some of the new elusive targets...but let's talk about levels.....they aren't the best. I mean each one is cool and all, but they are just a bit dull. China is probably one the best in the trilogy by far with it's neon rainy night setting, but it's not as great as past levels. Berlin is the one level which I've only played once. Romanian Mountains is cool, finally allowing for me to get points while doing a kill everyone challenge. Dartmoor is neat but the murder mystery gets boring after the first playthrough. Mendoza is also really cool but not amazing. And Dubai is just...okay. But there are many problems with it. First off is escalations, where in the previous games, you could play them with just the base game (as long as you had the level), but in Hitman 3, most of them are all locked behind a paywall which really angers me since I don't want to have to pay an additional amount of money for something that should be free! So really, the game is fine, decent, but all that needs to be fixed, is more content to not be locked behind a paywall, fix the carry over system to work cross-console families, and please for the love of god add more mission stories. 3 stars....for now.

So, despite the fact that it's just another Die Hard copycat, it's one of the many REALLY good Die Hard copycats. Despite it being Michael Bay and it having basically an explosion every 15 seconds, it's actually pretty good. Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage do really good in their roles, (despite the fact that Nicholas Cage was in what seems like a dozen 90s movies) it's not a movie to watch where you really wanna get into the story, but more of just a movie just to watch if you are bored. The action is pretty good, taking place on Alcatraz. Ed Harris also does a good job at his role. In my honest opinion, if I could, I'd put this as a 4 and 1/2 stars due to the fact that again....it's just another Die Hard ripoff, but overall, it's a pretty good movie.

So recently, I watched The Martian for the first time in my life, and to be honest, it's really good. I'm not a huge sci-fi fan, but this is one of the exceptions. The movie works perfectly with a more grounded, tame, and realistic take at the sci-fi genre, unlike movies like Star Wars, Terminator, Blade Runner, and basically any movie with ray guns, time travel, robots, flying cars, etc. The soundtrack perfectly captures what would be the mental, psychological state of anyone in this situation. Which is very off. Instead of adding in songs which are quiet, slow, and dark, the movie goes for more upbeat, "happy" songs, such as the theme to Happy Days, I will Survive, and Turn That Beat Around. They all at a normal glance, don't belong, but at the same time with the main character trying to stay optimistic to survive, it makes sense. The upbeat tunes are basically his mind trying to sweep the feeling of knowing that you might die here. The cast is also really good, and each one does wonderfully at their role, with Jeff Daniels doing great at the pessimistic, serious role he portrays, and Donald Glover portraying the bumbling, absent minded astrodynamicist are all really good. So, if you haven't seen this movie and you are either into realistic sci-fi movies or just want to kill 2 and a half hours, then this is the movie for you.

Though I've heard many people say that this is a bad game, in my opinion, AC3 is honestly the best Assassin's Creed game in the whole series. (don't take my word for that, I haven't played every Assassin's Creed game.) The setting is spectacular, the parkour is very good, and the combat is more fun then any Assassin's Creed game in the series. It's easy and seamless. It's unlike AC: Origins or AC: Odyssey where it's just boring, or AC: Syndicate which is REALLY boring, but in AC3, it's so easy to make counter attacks and other things, it's awesome. The homestead is honestly fun to help grow and expand. And it marked the first use of AC's Naval Combat, which would be used many many times in the future of the series. When you start learning how to do the trading and Assassin Recruit mechanics, the game is so much fun to play and if you haven't played it, you gotta try it, it's got the best combat, best setting. It's just amazing. 5 Stars.

Mmm......where to start on this pile of garbage. BO4 is in my opinion, the WORST COD GAME EVER. And it's all on one reason.........WHERE'S THE CAMPAIGN?!?!?! GOD DAMN IT TREYARCH! A COD without a campaign just makes it another generic FPS. And don't even say the Multiplayer and the Battle Royale are "good." Just realize, it was just a thing in order to cash in on the Battle Royale trend. It's a terrible game. It's only saving grace which funny enough, doesn't save it enough, the Zombies is.....okay....it's not amazing, BO3 had better zombies, ngl. But...it's the only thing that I play the game for. I'd honestly believe that I'd actually at least give this a 3 out of 5 if it had a single player. But.....one of the parts of this game that angers me the most....is the title. Let's take a look at all the other black ops games. And you ever realize why it's called Black Ops? Because of the campaign. And uh....you see any campaign in this one? Yeah, didn't think so. So...why is it Black Ops 4? Why not just Call Of Duty: Warzone, oh no, but they did that in Modern Warfare. But at least that game had a campaign. So why didn't they just name Call Of Duty: Warzone (the free Battle Royale Only Version Of COD: MW 2019) just Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Warzone. But technically they did. BO4 is not a Black Ops game. It's just a COD game with tiny elements of a Black Ops game.....I just....it's a bad game. It's not worthy of the Black Ops title. All in all, without a doubt. The worst Call Of Duty game ever. Worse then IW. Worse then Ghosts. Worse then BO3. Worse than WWII. It's terrible.

This show in my opinion is the greatest TV show ever! It had so many great jokes that made me have to pause the show and just wait for my laughter to end. It had so many great characters even ones who were only there for 1-2 episodes. The theme song is also the greatest TV show theme ever in my opinion. I love the setting, I love the jokes, I love the characters, except that one blonde that married Nick Tortelli. She was very annoying. Despite that, it was spectacular. 5 stars.

This movie was a disgrace to the series. The ending was complete garbage, the setting was boring, and the antagonist wasn't explained enough. They could've done this explaining when she is on screen more then Clint Eastwood!!! Jesus Christ! I hate this film. I also hate the whole mob side-plot. Just keep that for a different movie! All I like about it is the coffee shop scene, the 44. Auto Mag, and the bus chase. Oh and the dog. The dog was kinda cute. 2 stars.

Skyrim....where do I start with Skyrim. Skyrim is in my opinion, the greatest RPG of all time. With such a vast open world with probably thousands of things to do, ranging from helping an old lady deliver some supplies to a home in a different city or helping a woman who owns a lumber mill with the local threat of wolves. And that's another thing, the character depth. Ever single character has depth. Even the most minor characters. Like a woman at a lumber mill may tell you, "I used to have 7 workers here, but then the war started and now it's just me." That takes me to the next part of my review. The story................what was it about........something with dragons and a civil war? Yeah, Skyrim's story is really forgettable. I'm not saying it's bad but the thing is, all the other possibilities of what you can do is what helps it. I know many people say The Witcher 3 is a better game but I've never played The Witcher 3, please don't berate me with death threats. Anyway, Bethesda also released 3 DLCs for Skyrim. The first DLC was Dawnguard, which allowed the player to fight vampires and stuff. I haven't played it yet. I'll put more here later. The second DLC was Dragonborn. In this DLC, you are met by a couple of cultists who attempt to kill you......and I haven't tried it yet, I'll get back to you. The final DLC was Hearthfire. In this DLC....*dramatic noises*.....you get a build a little house in the country side. This is really the only DLC i've tried and despite everything else in the game, I love it. This was my full review of Skyrim. 5 stars.