cάᴌvɪɲ ᴆêƖ “ᴍʟԍ-ᴀᴇᴛʜᴇʀ-ᴅʀᴀᴄᴏɴ” ȷoε

"Fatso" -literally everyone in the movie even though it's a big shill stunt for Coca-Cola, it's a 7/10 overall (WITH MAJOR FLAWS HOWEVER). let me explain: -the humor is absolutely laughing-balls-off funny (but i don't know if it's because of bad quality or immature jokes i don't quite remember) -it's so bad it's good (we had a good laugh), and the occasional subtitle mistranslation adds to the comedic factor -BUT the plot is soo easy to predict, and Toño's relationship with "Figure" Estrada is confusing and jumps around. -the Toño-Maru relationship was cute, but a certain class clown expressed his disappointment at the lack of a kiss in the end. -the scene transitions range from a black-out screen to a jump to a decent (for lack of knowledge in terminology) move-behind-an-object-and-emerge-zoomed-in-transition. Camera work quality alternates in quality as well. -the plot goes very fast, with events (tournaments) in the movie separated by what seems like a few days at most. a few cons: -"Figure" Estrada mentions an injury that prevents him from playing, yet gets invited to play 1st Division without any mention of said injury whatsoever -random Messi-esque showoff kid (an obvious analogue to "Figure" Estrada) appears out of nowhere pushing a hand truck, flexes his futbol skills on Estrada, and even though having no obvious teamwork skills, is invited to play NATIONALLY at the Azteca stadium. -similarly, Maru's soccer skills improve drastically (from breaking a window with the ball to star player) without ever participating in any practices except as a cheerleader (it's an obvious heroine/deus ex machina but there's no warrant for it) -OF COURSE there's the farting kid (thankfully farting jokes are at a minimum) -Toño being the "captain" of the team despite almost never scoring -there's some side conflict with the disapproving dean/principal/"Mummy" (xD) but that's not as developed last notes: -the "kill!" mentality of the Dynamos'(?) coach is hilarious -as mentioned before, "Chubby" is "bullied" every frame (name-calling) -Toño throws some mad shade at the white kid -Toño gets friendzoned really hard you have to feel bad for him -"Hormiga" has some mad tricks up his sleeve, including a scorpion -one of the visiting kids scored with his head against our team which was dummy disrespectful -Coca-Cola shilling is obvious -graveyard scene was sort of sad SCORE: 7/10; humor balances out major flaws

We watched it in class and it was fun. The twist was the best part (not giving anything away). Like the immature bunch we all were, we laughed at certain words ("huehuehue they lyrics said 'sex' and the teacher doesn't care and is singing along lol"). 9/10 for the soundtrack itself.