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Luke commits suicide after a hateful & gross display with the useless Rey. Leia runs away until the ships run out of gas, yelling at men along with Laura Dern. Tico and Fen waste time (and millions of dollars) on a trip to a casino that accomplishes nothing. I would have liked to see Luke weigh the bad and good in the Jedi and create a better way. I would have loved to have seen the George Lucas story of Leia taking over the Empire to restore the senate, democracy, justice and peace to the galaxy as Empress. This story goes against everything that has come before and is made 100% worse with cringe humor. Really worse than a fan film. At least a fan film is made by fans of Star Wars.

I love Chris Elliot's surreal oddball characters & Cabin Boy is a hilarious gross-out comedy. The evil corporate monopoly Disney failed to promote Cabin Boy, Ed Wood, or The Nightmare Before Christmas for producer Tim Burton and they all failed to stay in theaters. Critics, as usual, hated this outsider tribute to animator Ray Harryhausen. The budget was cut by Disney and the creatures had to be reduced to Ann Magnuson as Calli, Russ Tamblyn as Chocki the shark, a talking cupcake, Ricki Lake as the ship Figurehead. Andy Richter & Chris Elliot shine as Imbecilic workers on a ship of salty sailors mocking the spoiled rich "kid".

Jar Jar Abrahms and Kathleen Kennedy bring the profitability of George Lucas' franchise to a close. An Expensive mess that Disney will call you a racist homophobe for not loving. The editing is fast to keep the illogical nonsense from registering in the minds of the much maligned fans. Good luck understanding how the dead arise or the "heroes" can be so poorly written. There are 3 great Star Wars films from 1977-1983 and a few cartoons (Clone Wars) and TV (Mandalorian season 1-2) that are excellent. The Revenge of the Sith is good or even great in the end but Disney has made suicide heroic and the evil Sith the misunderstood good guys. Not for kids or adults.

A good director could have made a remake of Star Wars in a creative way. But why would you remake Star Wars? Disney has no ideas worth filming so Jar Jar Abrahms is brought in to gender swap a flat uglier rehash. The actors are left with nothing to do. Carrie died before Disney could write a reunion of the elderly cast from the good films. Mark is a useless prop to tease a sequel (OH! NO!). Harrison Ford hates being in this and is killed off as a bad dad not a hero. The new cast have no characters to work with except for Adam Driver but don't worry, Disney will screw up the story. Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, & Oscar Isaac have charm as actors but no development to speak of. BB-8 is a great droid character. Why could JJ not put effort into the humans that they put into the ball droid? Overrated out of "HOPE" that the original cast would get together for another adventure. Leia, Han, & Luke never meet up and all were disrespected by Disney.

No character development. Suicide is a heroic act for Saw Gerrera, Jyn Erso, Cassian Andor, Chirrut Îmwe, Galen Erso. A story we already know from the great original trilogy. Disney made a fan film with some cool Darth Vader violence and a recreation of Return of the Jedi's space battle. The actors are not great but I guess the director and Disney doing re-shoots took away a change to create a character. The trailer has so many scenes not in the final film it must have been better but we are left with some promise and moments that are cool but everyone gives up and awaits death. The TV series Andor has moments of brilliance but is way too long. Let's hope season 2 kicks the rebellion into gear and the suicidal title charactor has something to do.

Alden Ehrenreich is good as Han Solo. Donald Glover is good as Lando. The film is shot so poorly you can't see the first hour. The story is not worth filming. More of a fill in the blanks with bad answers to questions mentioned in the best Star Wars movies. The special effects are fine after the dark hour. Glover probably won't get to play Lando again & if Disney writes the script it will be garbage, which is too bad.

The D.E.I. social credit system needs to cancel you. Critics of genocide, surveillance, obsession with skin color or sex organs, corporate monopolies, fraudster politicians & the mockingbird media will be destroyed. Star Trek garbage will never be cancelled. A spin-off CIA propaganda movie (Star Trek: Section 31) will no doubt push pro-assassination & coup d'état with dumb dialoge by colorful pigmentation and sexual habits. The Great Reset: you will own nothing, have no privacy, and be happy