Aadeesh Sharma

A wise man once told me that - if thy dick does not work, you must not jerk. These words began my lust for knowledge which has finally reached its pinnacle through the MLA handbook. a couple years ago I was in the mountains of India, praying to god to reach spiritual enlightenment, and on one such day a blinding light came from the sky and dropped this book into my hands. I knew this was a sign from god. As soon as I got to my residence I showed this book to my wife. As soon as she touched the book the creamed herself sooooo hard that she died of orgasam overload. From that moment I knew that only sophisticated humans like u and I could posses the power and knowledge that comes with this book. After reading the book for the 100th time I began to feel the power surging through my phallus. At the time I was suffering from severe erectile dysfunction and this book immediately cured my condition. From that day onwards I could do things that no other human beings could. i walked on water, killed 2 stones with one bird, and shagged 16 women all at once . I truly recommend buying this great book but with caution I must warn you, those who aren’t worthy of this book may risk dying of orgasam overload. I would like to wish you luck on your journey to enlightenment. And as a great man once said - if u shag beware of jet lag