Ava M

My boyfriend and I of 2 years loved this film so much that we went and watched the play. It was fun until they called us up onto the stage. Surprise! He ended up proposing. But in front of Shrek... If I haven't mentioned already I have been in an affair with him for 3 months now. The face and desperation on his face, oo couldn't handle it. HE IS SO CUTE HOW IS THAT MINE. He walked off my boyfriend didn't pay much attention to it. But before he was gone I screamed "wait" Shrek turned around my husband and him with a confused look on his face. I look down with utter stress for what I was about to. "I...I'm in love with Shrek !". My husband stood they shook like he saw me on a Saturday morning. Before I could continue he cracks up laughing. "Your so funny babe". I look him dead in the eye. He stops. I slap him and run into shreks arms. He l picks me up and twirls me kissing me passionately. My Boyfriend "crumbles like pastries" Ed Sheeran calls out. Me and Shrek now happily live in his swap.

I would highly recommend this movie, especially to the animal audience. My pet goat with ADHD was so shook by the plot that his ADHD went away. It went so much that he is now paralyzed and only eats mashed carrots. Even better I am in love with jazz (and barry bee Benson).