Samuel Steiner

Its not good. Still the best Disney Star Wars thing today. Im not gonna call them movies. They are designed by focus testing groups trash. You wont remember any of the characters in a week, except the ones from the OT and that robot. What makes this movie not bad is literally just being connected to the OT and being able to use its characters.

JJ tried to make a bland updated version of star wars, then RJ took a big dump on it, and with this one we get more bland star wars + trying to fix RJs dump. Noone cares. This is the instant noodles of movies: quickly consumed, quickly forgotten, slight regrets.

Dreadful. In 10 years noone will remember this trilogy. Noone cares. I dont even care enough to write any more words.

Bad. Not even worth the time it takes to pirate it. The Blair Witch Project is a better time on maybe 0.01% of the budget. Money cant make a good movie. Also the actress is blander than sand soup and no Mushu to distract from her infinite blandness either.

Not inclusive enough. There were no LGBTQ babies. This is 2020. There have to be LGBTQ babies and also why no male homosexual couples? This is quite offensive to me.