Dakotah Perrine

Anyone rating this above 1 star (should be 0, if we could) should not ever write a review. This movie is dumb. Literally, I was excited about this. I'm sure my 7 year old could've written a better plot. Spoilers ahead. Can't really say spoilers. Because I'm sure you have had at some point a stupid dream that made zero sense. Now whatever that dream was just pretend godzilla and king kong were in it. And you pretty much got the movie. After what seems like 3 hours of sitting there (1 hour and 30 minutes) you get the epic fight scene. The rest of this movie is pointless and boring. Anyways. The big fight scene. For about 30 seconds of actual fighting kong loses. And mecha godzilla comes. After and Asian dude is fried in titan zero skull for some reason. Machine godzilla gets a mind of his own. Mops the floor with the real godzilla . Kong dying and in afib. Gets defibed by a super cool (dumb and fake looking) space ship that defys gravity and doesn't go into space. Snaps his shoulder in place and starts to help godzilla. But wait!. Mecha God still overpowers them. Luckily kong has a battle axe! And picks it up right before godzilla is getting ready to die. But wait! the axe isn't charged anymore. We'll right before kong gets killed godzilla atomic blasts it and it now glows blue (somehow increasing its baddassness and power) and kong shreds Mecha godzilla. Then kong sits down because he is lazy. And godzilla and kong have a stare down and they go separate ways. End of movie. Woooooooowwww what a great movie.

Now convinced that marvel pay people to leave reviews. Spoiler free review. It's free on Disney plus. So yay! Movie is only 2 hours so not much time wasted....... however, it's complete trash. Movie has zero direction, zero building, and no explanation to anything. I mean the first thor was goofy but really had character building. This was like thor wasted into comedy. But the joke was on him. Spoiler review. This movie is a waste. How do you have the god butcher and he only kills one God on screen? Right????..... somehow some drunk God in the beginning kills the former bad guy and Christian bales character assumes the role and kills him. That all you see. Apparently thor can now give his power yo kids. Right? Jane foster has cancer but thors hammer temporarily heals her and grants her thors power. Right? But doesn't heal her completely only while she has possession of the hammer? No wait she doesn't have it many times and somehow still has the power? Idk it just randomly does things........ all for the sake of the plot.... movie is completely a waste. Disney like star wars has become more of quantity over quality. Thor is a complete idiot now. The other gods you see are dumb. Really just fillers for time. You see zues. Or russell Crowe. And wow. What another waste. Thor takes his thunder bolt in am uneventful fight, and throws it threw him. Then at the end you find out he isn't dead but talks to Hercules which will probably be the villain In the next one. I swear if anybody rates this movie higher then 2 stars is paid or dumb. I rated 2 stars due to the fact that it has many laughs but for a movie with a plot that's supposedly darker. It's a complete comedy.