This is the least funniest pieces of work I've ever had the experience of reading. This genuinely made me wish there was another potato famine when Jonathan swift is born.
My wife left me when she heard I had read this pile of garbage and took the kids. My whole town burned down in a neo-apocalyptic state when they heard I read a Modest Proposal. I had been treated as if I were cursed, an untouchable, at the very bottom of society. This work has ruined my life, it poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.