This movie cured my depression. After weeks of intensive therapy, my doctor told me there was no hope and that I had 47 hours to live. I told myself I wouldn't even make it past the 34th hour, but thank the heavens I discovered this glorious beauty of a film. Truly, God has shined upon me by bestowing a grandious gift of art in the form of a cinimatic masterpiece. Step aside, Marvel! SpongeKnob SquareNut: The XXX Parody (2013) is the real masterful work of cinematography! They say that Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel are true icons for women nowadays? Bahumbug! Sandy Cheeks is truly the best of them all, considering she was such a great performer in this film. Honestly, the plot twist in the movie had me on the edge of my seat! I made sure to watch it with my children and grandparents together in a movie theatre that we rented out for my 14 year old son. I'm very rich, you see. I was able to rent out the whole theatre for my very large family of 42 people. We all enjoyed it, especially Grandpa Tim, who seemed to pass out after some interesting exhaustion. We have yet to determine why he was so physically drained. Regardless, this movie is a classic. Props to the actors, the movie director, and the camera men and women. I pray to God every night that this film gets the recognition it truly and utterly deserves! I've even recommended this to all my friends on MySpace and even my pastor in my local church. My pastor and I now watch this religiously every Sunday for Children's Church! Thank you, SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Because of this movie, even my broken marriage was repaired. This truly is the "Greatest Film of All Time"! I cannot wait to see this movie be nominated for Best Picture in the 2020 Oscars! Thank you again for being such an amazing work of art. God bless us, everyone.
Sincerely,
Thomas A. Shillingham
P.S. If there is a sequel, please contact my manager to see if I may be in the next movie. I would love to play Plankton. My wife says I have the size for it.