Vivian Morse

no...just no, this was just...bad

this is a serious cinematic masterpiece. Instead of studying for exams, I watched this movie which is the best decision I've ever made. Not spoiling anything and I'm not exaggerating one bit, but Frankie Mermaid is the sexiest man I've seen in my entire life. It really is a beautiful story between a doctor lawyer and a velocipastor. I didn't blink once this entire film because I couldn't miss a single moment. I sneezed with my eyes open three times. Never have I been attracted to a dinosaur like this but the velocipastor really hits different. They even filmed in China for this!!! 10/10 will watch again. I'm going to watch this with my conservative family members and maybe they'll finally accept me now that I know what religion actually is. The plot twists and realism is outstanding. This single film has made me believe in god. This movie is like watching Jurassic Park but realistic and sexy. This movie really opened my eyes so can't wait to show it at my local church!!! This whole movie is like porn but Christian and with a Velocipastor. Also let me know immediately if anyone wants to come over and cuddle and watch this with me. Bring the people you want to conform over and we'll have a ball. I'm hiring the velocipastor to perform my wedding ceremony.