Steavin Reviews

This is the real Captain Marvel, not that SJW feminazi gaslighting Ghostbusters 2 remake of a film starring Brie Larson. I feel like, as a 14-year-old gamer (psychologically not physically) I could relate to this movie. This will hold over the fellow gamers until the new Joker movie comes out.

I enjoyed the film very much. I saved up enough money from the toilet plunger sales to pay for me, my wife, and my wife's boyfriend's tickets to see this movie. I got very excited, as I usually do with Marvel movies, to see it and I have to say it really lived up to the hype! Brie Larson plays a wonderful character in this movie that would be better if she had a rump as amazing as my wife's. I was a good boy, and didn't talk while they were watching the movie so I couldn't interrupt the very important narrative. Gotta make sure you don't miss any Endgame teasers am I right fellow nerds? When we went home that night, my wife's boyfriend let me watch him have sex with my wife, something I miss very much but appreciate his generosity.

I have measured the skulls of the entire cast of this movie and I have concluded that it is very overrated