Devin Pearson

My gerbel named OLLIE who was serving in his second tour in afghanistan until Uncle Joe pulled the green berets (which ollie was 2nd luitenet genral masterchief (WAKANDA FOREVER) in) when he returned he was very cold torwards and was angry I cheated on him with his ladie gerbel petunia (who was a private grendier musket bearer nuclear space force commander also known as steve carell) and he had serious ptsd from being shot by a potato cannon during a raid on a local orphanage. But since we started watching young sheldon we have become best friends and lovers in space and time and he has stopped traumaticing hourly during daylight hours at midnight Thank you young sheldon.