An all-Italian-American couple, i.e. one is Italian-American/one is not, gets married after a whirlwind romance only to come to the tragedy of the groom's murder a scant year after they wed. This is a comedy treatment of a true crime story. Pamela Smart, as a young blond, came upon Winnacunnet High School for "Project Self-Esteem" where she befriended a coupla naifs. Before she was through with them she Esteemed them right into killing her husband, which, in this movie is the yummy Matt Dillion at some of his yummiest. Makes it hard to believe she would actually want to off him, just saying. While this movie has its moments it's kinda flat. It's just sooo 90s. There's not much lush going on. Also there are moments that jar my ability to suspend disbelief. As much as I love Danny Elfman his music fit this movie perfectly because it, too, is a near miss.