Rusty Shackleford

Have you ever seen a film that appears to have been made by someone that hates you? I mean genuinely loathes you. You don't know why they hate you, maybe you made a joke they didn't appreciate, maybe you forgot their birthday, but they hate you. They hate you enough to make an absolutely awful, nonsensical, unfunny, painful to watch film allegedly based on a property you love. They spent time, money and effort to make this film too. They didn't just fart it out in 5 minutes, they spent months deliberately destroying everything you loved about that franchise. This is that film.