claire

omg this anime changed my life but i have one problem. Kyoko was sexy. and i mean so sexy every time i saw her i would shreik an djump and fly to china and in china i met and joined a mafia and they all railed me, and i had 5.3 babies. I named them Uno, dos, tres, quatro, sinqo, and todd. Todd was the .3 of a baby. Now todd grew up to be a grand child. always had goood grades, and was a good kid overall, until the deadly day he turned 92. and you know what they say about 92 to year olds... can live with them, cant live without them, but for todd, this was not the case. you see todd you could 100% live without. He was a monstrocity to the human race. You see, he was obsessed with cloning people. He clones all sorts of people. Prince William, Ed Sheeran, even a realistic version of sanwoo!! everyone hated him since there were doubles of people walking all over my grand town of swampy hell. anyways Todd grew to be 197 years old until he finally kicked the can. rip, more like dont rip todd. goodbye now.

I loved this show but when i tell you it is not for mentally unstable crumb eating 8 foot tall pet cats, trust me, it isn't. I was vibing when I got a call from Kokichi Ouma and he told me he was going to tell on me for stealing my best friend's wooden ryuk statue from her front yard, if i didn't watch assassination classroom. "HE WOULDNT DARE!!!!!" I thought, so i texted him back and told him I would watch it. I started watching, and I was enjoying it until I saw Karma Akabane. When I tell you I fell in love, I fell in love. I paused it and ran to go break up with my three husbands, Shuichi, Byakuya, and Hajime. Hajime told me it was ok since he had already cheated on me with a sexy stripper he met in Europe, named Nagito. Byakuya told me he was going to become a cannibal. Good for him. Good for him. Shuichi told me to stfu because he was getting railed by Kokichi. Now that i was single, I could go marry Karma, but it wasn't so easy. I had to show him I was truly in love, so i made a Karma cardboard cutout, and shrine to him, and called him to come over. he saw my shrine and told me "I now have rabies thanks a lot" and he died on my floor. I hung him up on my wall. Years passed, and I hadn't left my house at all, since i had been admiring the beautiful sight before me. Finally one day i decided to go on a date with a new man. His name was Makoto Naegi. I asked him to marry me, but he told me he was already married, so I kidnapped him . He saw Karma's body, and began to try to escape, but I told him "no no no bestie boo" but then byakuya arrived to save his husband. I kidnapped him too. So moral of the story, do not watch this if you are a mentally unstable crumb eating 8 foot tall pet cat.

Ok so this anime was amazing but I need to tell the creators something. It is not ok to make innocent people such as myself fall in love with all the characters. I am now in rehab writing this, but let me tell you, kakegurui is the reason I am here. After watching this anime i broke up with my girlfriend and went to pursue my relationship with Midari. I ended up going to a fortune teller named Yasuhiro Hagakure. He told me some things were coming my way. After he told me that, I knew Midari was obviously going to marry me. So i went and prayed to my lord and savior Atua, and Atua told me he was napping. I took that as I should also nap. When I fell asleep, i dreamt that I killed my homophobic neighbor, and I knew that meant something. So I also went to Yasuhiro again, and he told me my dream would soon become a reality. I didn't tell him my dream, but I trusted him with my life. So i knew i had to kill my homophobic neighbor. So i stormed up to her house and said "Bippity boppity, this is now my property." and i stabbed her with my nails and her eyes fell out and she died of blood loss. I knew maybe midari would love me now, so I went to the creator of the show, and asked her to give me midari. She told me Midari was fictional, and one thing lead to another, and Now i'm in rehab.

I have a bone to pick with this show. I loved it, but I did NOT ask to fall in love with EVERY CHARACTER. It is not fair, especially since i am in a VERY loving relationship with my best friend's pet cat, that i named bonk. BONK FOUND OUT ABOUT MY LOVE FOR THE ENTIRE CAST AND DIVORCED ME. so overall, i liked it a lot, but it may ruin your relationship and leave you laying in the middle of the street asking strangers to kill your best friend's cat named bonk. I am blown away wow.

I really enjoyed danganronpa, and i could relate to the characters, since I'm gay and obviously all the characters are too, especially Byakuya Togami and Makoto Naegi. There is no way my mans didn't rail each other. Ok that's all.