Parker Bair

Super Mario Bros. 2, Crazy Taxi, Hogan's Castle, Donkey Kong Frozen Ape, Bubberducky, Gex, Busby 3D and Knack. These are games everyone knows and loves, true masterpieces of the modern age, some would say the greatest games of all time. But then there is KNACK 2 BAYBEEEEE HERE COMES THE MONEEEEY. KNACK IS BACK! Knack 2 is not just a masterpiece it is a transcendent experience. Knack 2 isn't just the greatest game ever made, it is the greatest thing ever made PERIOD. Did you know that when Abraham Lincoln played Knack 2 he said: " im gonna write the emancipation proclamation" True story. This game has everything, couch co-op, dynamic combat, family fun. Huh interesting, it doesn't look like Assassin's Creed has family fun.This game ascends the plane of existence. This game is actually the true second-coming of Christ himself. he has just took the form of a game of pure perfection. God created us as a species so we could create Knack 2. Knack 2 is our purpose, our meaning of existence. KNACK 2 IS THE MEANING OF LIFE. YOU CAN PLAY AS ICE KNACK. ICE KNACK LADIES AND GETALMEN. ITS THE GAMEPLAY OF KNACK BUT WITH THE STORY OF TRANSFORMERS . And therefor I award Knack 2 an 1000000000000000000000000000000000/10 and my Golden Dunk award. And that's just for the Graphics alone. Don't even get me started on the story. If Sony doesn't make Knack 3 I will shoot myself with a Coconut gun. And if you don't agree with this 100% true FACT then you are NIT-PICKING AND BIASED, I WIN BYE BYE!