Reggae Beauty

Don't waste your money! See it on FireStick when the picture is clear like it came from the DVD version. Don't even waste your time watching it when it looks like someone taped it from the theater. You can absolutely put this movie on the "Netflix and fall asleep" list. This will be a run through, outline, bullet point type of review. Let's continue... It starts off pretty interesting, kid at the amusement park with two parents that are clearly not getting along and just doing this for her birthday. Kid wanders off after mom asks dad to keep an eye on her while she uses the bathroom as he's playing some stupid game. Of course, she wanders off. No adult supervision equals "I'ma just go wherever I want." She wanders into some creepy house of mirrors, lights go off, she tries to get out but ends up getting lost and running into herself. Not a reflection of herself, her actual self! Then it cuts to a family arriving at a cabin for a much needed vacation, time frame 1986 if I'm remembering correctly. Blah blah blah from here for about 20 mins where we find out the mom in the family was the girl in the house of mirrors. (This is when I look around and hear people snoring! People are texting and checking IG. I take out my phone and gawk over how much the tickets cost for this movie that I'm already falling asleep in. I should have waited until $5 Tuesday 😒) So after a good 30 mins of just talking, trip to the beach, mom freaking out after son disappears for a sec, goes back home, bed time for the kids, blah blah blah, we finally get to the meat of this movie. Mom is freaking out, and begins to tell her husband what happened to her when she went into that creepy house. He downplays it, lights go out and all of a sudden a family is in the driveway. Here's where it gets better.... Corny dad goes out to speak to them and they end up chasing him back in the house. They get over powered by their "clones" where we get some type of confusing back story from the moms clone who sounds like a lawn mower trying to speak english. Still we are confused as to the relevance of the clones. The clones play cat and mouse with them until the originals get the upper hand and escape. In them escaping, they get to their rich friends house and discover their friends have their own have clones as well. Unfortunately, the clones have eliminated their friends and are now basking in the glory. 10 to 15 mins of mom being dragged away, kids get a few kills in to rescue mom and lame dad lures his clone to a boat and eliminates him. Things calm down a bit and they turn the news on. (You would think by now you'd understand what's going on but still no 😒.) The news basically tells us, there are clones of everyone and they've takin over the world. Hence the reason 911 has yet to arrive. Another 30 mins of action, cat and mouse play between clone and the originals. Clone mom kidnaps original son. Original mom hunts for clone mom, finds her, grand monologue, dance/fight scene. Original mom eliminates clone, finds son BUT son is skeptical. He knows something we don't. Original mom convinces him she's the real one. They get back to original dad and daughter and all take off in a paramedic truck. The best part of the entire film is literally in the last 5 mins of the film. We find out, when original mom got lost as a kid and saw her self in that creepy house of mirrors, clone mom took her to the basement and traded places with her. So the entire time, orinigal mom was the clone. This is why she couldn't speak when she was younger, and why her parent put her in dance etc to have her open up. Sorry this review is so cut and dry but the movie was cut and dry! It definitely will have you thinking after it's over. Thinking about how you'd be able to get a refund for a waste of time this was. 10 thumbs down! Jordan Peele should have just kept it simple! Too many concepts made it confusing. Get out was so freaking good but this movie SUCKED. REALLY DISSAPPOINTED 😤