Jeff Bruckner

Well directed, nicely shot, appalling script, plotless collection of nonsense. The ending will make most viewers want to paint their dog's paws , have it walk across a sheet of paper, and submit the result as a directors' cut.

If you had to explain 'TAKEN' or 'UNKNOWN' or 'A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES' to children aged 6-8 years , this 'film' is perfect. Expect 3 or 4 more incarnations, showcasing screenwriters and directors, able to replicate existing movies and characters - but with the added spice and excitement of a Macdonalds' happy meal. From the Playground to the Big Screen.

absolute dog grit. recreated and re imagined with no imagination or creativity. Directed - via email, filmed - simply leaving the camera running edited - by accident scored - probably released - in partnership with: '1978 experimental letsseehowitgoes' productions' If the rebranding of 'Marathon' as 'Snickers' is a milestone in your life - this film is for you.

Simply the only show worth watching. Excellent, entertaining and makes me happy.