Lela S

Watch in complete awe as Paris Hilton makes her guests s.h.i.t 27 different kinds of glitter for days. It's a entertaining journey which will ultimately end to the above scenario for her guests. This cooking show is not meant to teach you how to cook, but to be a spectator on what it's like to be in Paris Hilton's kitchen. Spoiler Alert *** A very mean blender that is hated by Paris ultimately gets killed by a vegan comedian. Utensils that don't make sense are accepted in Paris's kitchen as the norm, like the many cheaply encrusted utensils with diamonty that fall off in food. Her recipe book has instructions written in all the colours in the world, yet it baffles Paris. For example; whisk the eggs. What is a whisk she asks? You sit at the edge of your seat and are completely drawn in as you watch her guests try to describe what the F a whisk is. Glitter is the key ingredient in all her meals. You can see the dust particles in the air, two of her guests gets it all over their faces. "Haha sucked in" you say as you watch Kim K and that other chick try to get it off their faces. One guest chokes on it as she takes a bite of that thick layered unicorn glitter cannoli. Even Paris's salt has glitter, as does her insides. And now the insides of her guests. I hope they all own bidets because they are going to need it. Glitter is funny like that. And lastly, all you Mean Girl fans, you will notice a similarity between Gretchen Wieners and Paris. As Gretchen tried really hard to make Fetch the it word, so does Paris with "sliving" I was highly entertained in this 6th lockdown.