Anon Anon

Lost. Alone. Hopeless. This is how I felt before this movie came into my life. This has done more for me than any man could. My life was falling apart, my goldfish drowned, my dog stepped on a bee, and my wife got trampled by the mo(r)bs of people going to see this movie. "Egads!", I thought, what true divine morbvention could lead to these crowds? As the streets lined with those enlightened, MORBLIGHTENED EVEN. People exited their cars, RAN they did to get to the morbie theater. But once mine eyes lay upon that screen that has been blessed by Jimmy "McDippy" Morbius as Jared Leto... I was enlightened. I felt joy for the first time I felt the hand of morb coming out and morbracing me in his eternal light. Thank you, Jared "Morbius" Leto. For you have given my life meaning in the name of Morbius(2022)