stacey haldane

So after a tragic climbing accident 2 friends decide to climb a rusty rickety tower with just a rickety ladder then are so shocked when things turn to custard. Seriously? ONE LADDER, it doesn't occur to them that if that 1 ladder fails there is no way down? Hands down the dumbest survival movie I have ever seen.i have no sympathy. No safety precautions and no way that extremely old ladder would not collapse. These 2 asked for everything they got.

Someone who reviewed this movie called it a slow moving creature feature like its a good thing. It is not a good thing. They also said we have not seen a movie like this since the 90s. There is a good reason for that. Obviously this is a polarising movie. You are either going to love it or hate it. I hate it. The characters are SUPER annoying. Im praying for the aliens to come along and stop the terrible acting.

Its very contrived from the second it starts. First a small dog who seems to be living on the street in Sydney is "run over" by a geown man who turns into a prepubescent over the sight of a grown braless woman who flashes her nipple at a complete stranger. Then the hapless couple, unable to google vets end up at his exes vet clinic. Hilarity ensues when they are now forced together by the street dog with no microchip who needs his toileting to be hand milked from his body and of course the obligatory wheel chair as he is now a paraplegic. Not to mention the star crossed lovers have annoying tendencies, like how he keeps mentioning the money she owes him even though he had no obligation to pay it. I stopped watching after episode 2.