Ten minutes in, I knew that this was not the movie to see. However I suffer a terrible sense of curiosity so I PAINSTAKINGLY watched the whole thing... Spoiler, It is just as bad as you think and other felt it was. You can totally tell that this movie came out of CVD's pocket. There is no way he roped in genuine investors for this project. The acting was bad, the script was super bad and super pointless/confusing. It felt like they had too many ideas for what direction that they wanted to go in and instead of choosing one, maybe two and focusing on them, it seems like they tried to include every idea. Also, I may be alone in this assessment but there is NOTHING about CVD that says Alpha or masculine for that matter. I felt like he was trying too hard to be "manly".