Bradley Ayres

I'm seriously wondering who did the Japanese to English translations. I understand we live in the days of everything is "for sell" or whatever other way people manage to butcher english while "conversating" but seriously this is a billion dollar company and it looks like the english translations were done by a 7 year old. I mean seriously the line I keep seeing most is " you caught them unawares" like how does that make it into final production? Nintendo of America if you need someone on your team capable of typing proper english then by all means I will take the job