Blake Schemine

Never before in my life have I ever discovered something so pure, so raw, so caffiniated. My father, RIP to him, gifted me this game when I was but a we lad. My father is not literally dead, but metaphorically. F that guy. That last thing he told me before he left was "Son, go drink them all." From that day forward, I was on a quest. A quest to collect more pepsi than anyone else in the world. I was hell-bent on having the greatest collection of pepsi in the world. They called me a mad man. But I knew what i was doing. This game gives me life. This game gives me euphoria. This game makes me whole. I cannot and will not recommend any other game besides Pepsi Man. This game is love, this game is life. This game, is humanity.