Joshua T

I wrote a better story about a Christmas paper when I was nine for school, dealing with Santa being stuck in a kid's chimney, and the kid having to get Santa out before not only his parents found out, but before Christmas was over, or else Christmas would be delayed and ruined!1!!!!1!1!1!!111one!1!!!1! Obviously it's a juvenile plot but even then, there's no school shootings, typos, stupid lines, or anything you'd expect from this book in that paper I wrote as a nine year old. So, over-all, I would say that something I wrote as a literal child would be better than what this book is.