Gaming ninja

Morshu, only Morshu, when i walked up to this particularly funny looking man, i wasnt really expecting much, just a normal shop keeper looking to sell his wares to a good buyer such as myself, but when i approached, he gave me this pleasant smile, a beautiful smile, one that i see in my dreams every night the words he spoke were like the sound of thunder high atop the sky, the roaring sound of a god, ''lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it? Its yours my friends, as long as you have enough rupees"i was imedietly intriuged and tried to offer all that i had, but alas, he spoke again, this time with a harsh but calming tone, ''sorry link i cant give credit, come back when youre a little more mmmmm richer'', i was awestruck and just, amazed at this beautiful piece of heavenly diologue, i now see morshu every night, he comes to me from my closet, making sure to tuck me in and give me a goodnight kiss oh how i love him so, i now play the game every day and every night, 24 hours a day, just to hear that sweet voice of his, that voice that made me believe in myself, i now have a wife and 2 children who i make play the game every single day, no school, just morshu, only morshu